Bonjour you gorgeous lot!
How the bloody hell are you? Can you believe it's almost Mother's Day!?
Where is this year going?
I'm supposed to be slimmer than I was on 1st January.... I'm heavier!
I cannot keep up with things at all. Anyone out there feeling the same? I've still not learned how to write good blog content.
I'm sat at my laptop, red wine in hand just rambling on about irrelevant subjects as I really do not know what to write about. Anyone fancy becoming my blogger?
I'll pay you in boxes.
P.S If you are as crap as me when it comes to buying presents, the you can buy our lovely Mother's Day Gift Box by clicking the button below!